BNP member vs Illegal Immigrant in a 3 round winner takes all fight!

Hello my friend.

This article is about the ultimate battle of pride and truth between 2 arch-enemies with so much hatred in them that you could bottle it…

The British Nationalist VS The Illegal Immigrant/refugee 
Now we can match up these 2 strongly opposed and contrasting groups (political, social, artisc, financial) and see which one is the best/useful/important etc etc. but based purely on facts and evidence, not opinion and assumption.
The main event is a true battle of the titans that many have wanted to see for as long as they can remember. It will determine who is the biggest burden to our society, who is the least valuble to our country and who should really be “sent back to where they came from”!!!!! Hold on to your colons cos this is gonna be a uglier than Mother Tereasa’s vagina…
IN THE RED WHITE AND BLUE CORNER!!!

Wearing the whitest shorts that have ever been made, weighing in at a weight that was measured in stones and ounces NOT kilos and hailing from GREAT BRITAIN WHERE THEY FUCKING BELONG…….THE BRITISH PATRIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IN THE NON-WHITE CORNER!!!!

Wearing shorts that they’ve had on since they arrived here, weighing less than a photograph of themselves due to malnutrition and hailing from some shittywar torn building site lead by a facist regime that Britain put in years ago…THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!!!

DING-DING ROUND 1

This round is based on the origins of each contestant and how they came to be in this great land of ours.

The Patriotic Brit (PB) will bang on and on about how fucking “proud” they are and how they have such “pride” in being British…fair enough, but why is PB in this country and classified as “Britsh”…here’s why.

Many years ago PB’s Dad was riding the living shit out of his Mum, possibly in the back seat of his lime green ford capris. At some point during this sordid act he reached his “sexual climax” and the sound of his balls slapping against her thighs was replaced with an almost primal “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS!!!!”, which signified that he had just blown a good sized portion of his nut porridge right into your Mums fanny…and as 98% of his bollock contents dribbled down your mums inner-leg the rest would fertilise her egg and cause her to be “Up the duff”. 9 months later you are ready to leave but only cos by the time they knew about the pregnancy it was too late to abort legally. As you exit the womb you manage to tear your mums vagina to such a huge degree that it ends up being knocked through to her anus and becoming one massive bleeding casm that needs stitches, super glue and a soldering gun in order to put it back together. You are then removed covered in blood and pus with a bleeding belly cord that’s attatched to stinking, shitty placenta that your dad thinks is a retarded twin and he attempts to smile whilst swallowing his own vomit and not cry at the sight of his wifes obliterated minge…that’s why PB is here, that’s why PB is classified as “British” and this is what makes PB so proud…call me old fashioned but i have troubke beaming with pride whilst picturing the preceeding series of graphically described events.

The Illegal Immigrant (II) however is in this country through other means. II was not born here so they had to physically get here themselves. They didn’t want to but sadly, due to western military forces blowing up all the houses in their country, they had little options open to them. Their trip over here was also made harder by them having no/little finances and no more possessions…again due to guns and bombs being used to destroy them. Therefore they cant use public transport/trains in the conventional “buy a ticket and get a seat” kind of way, instead they use the less popular, more dangerous and very life threatening approach which involves being underneath the train entering Britain with only half a roll of Gaffa tape holding them in place or a long metal spike through the genitalia…that’s how they end up in this Country.

So it’s; Falling out of Mums pussy vs Attached to the Eurostar train by a 9 inch nail hammered through your cock!

WINNER……….THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!

PB – 0

II – 1

DING-DING ROUND 2

This round is about working attitude and job commitment.

This time Illegal Immigrant will go first.

You know all those really shit jobs? the ones that centre around doing and performing the shittest and least appealing tasks? that have no sense of creative or imaginative satisfaction in them? that need you to work for every hour God sends? and during the times of day when most others are relaxing/having fun? and reward you with the lowest and most insulting hourly wage that most “indigenous” Brits would not even have a wank for? The Jobs that no normal western person would ever want or even dream of doing….the II does them for you!! II cleans the toilets, washes up, sweeps the streets, serves the fast food and picks up all the shit that the population leave behind them…they do all the Jobs that the PB’s refuse to do for no other reason than to spare them denting thier pride. II’s are also 1000 times more committed and motivated to these shitty jobs than a PB, why? cos the PB takes the shitty low paid job knowing the choices they have are “shit job=bit of money vs no job=moaning parents and no cash” and whilst that can be motivating for them the II has the choices of…”shitty job and stay in UK vs get deported back to homeland and get executed by the heartless murderous facist government in power”…I have never been in that position but i reckon it would make the act of cleaning shit and piss off the floor much more desirable.

In the case of PB…oh dear.

PB believes that II is gonna come over here (nail through his cock) and, in thier own words, “steal his jobs”…but there is one major flaw in that belief.

There is no account or record or any evidence in any way shape or form of a PB’s job being “stolen” by an II…not one. The reason for that is because the very idea of a job being stolen is so stupid and ludicrous that no amount of human ignorance and stupidity could exist in order to make that statement valid, it’s simply not true or even close to reality. There has never been an incident in any work place, at least not in the UK, of a PB going into work one day, trying to clock in only to find thier card is missing. They then do not find that their locker key doesnt fit anymore and don’t realise that the photo of them on the staff room wall has gone and been replaced by a photo of some “strangely brown and darkly bearded” person. They are not then informed by the manager that their job was “stolen” that very morning by an unregistered immigrant called “Ahmed” or “Dave” for short…The PB isn’t then told that they cannot do anything about their job being stolen from them due to the governments recent passing of the “finders keepers, losers weepers work act” which states that all jobs can be legally stolen by an II but only within the preceeding10 minutes before a staff memebers shift is due to begin…if that has happened to you then either sue the company or kill yourself for being the stupidest person that has ever existed.

The Winner; Lazy excuse making PB vs Committed and motivated II!

The Winner….THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!!!

PB – 0

II – 2

DING-DING ROUND 3

This round focuses on commiting crimes and wrongly claiming benefits.

PB starts. They come out fast and furious with very hard hitting and damning figures about the effect II has on our society. The II commit more crime than a PB will, They claim/are given more benefits and handouts than a PB and they are responsible for the nearly total destruction of the “traditional British way of Life”…these are definately factors and arguments that go against the II’s case and destroy it’s reputation, at least they would damage II’s credibilty were it not for the fact that all these statements by PB had almost…in fact NO evidence or truth to them whatsoever! Apart from that one little snag PB has got a good point.

II comes fighting back with what is technically known as “facts” and “indisputable evidence”…something PB has real trouble coming to terms with. In London, for example, there was a recent study examining % of crimes commited by foreigners compared to British citizens…it found that 20% of all crime in London is carried out by foreigners, The publication then decided that this figure shows the extreme and dangerous side of immigration…which it would have done were it not for the findings of another comprehensive London based study which showed that roughly 40% of Londons entire population was comprised of foreigners…this proves that the foreign 40% of London is only causing 20% of the overall crime numbers, compare that to the “genuinely British” 60% which takes care of a whopping 80% of criminal acts…which proves that an II is less responsible for crime than a PB. Other devastating blows to the body of PB can include; The discovery in sept 2006 by Lancashire Police of, not only a rocket launcher, but also the biggest stash of chemical explosives ever siezed in the history of the UK EVER. These items were found not in the home of a muslim extremist or middle eastern terrorist…but in the houses if 2 white British men, a dentist and a school bus driver, who were both members of the BNP…that’s right, BNP, the group that claim to love this country intended to blow it up to a level it had never been been blown up to before! The other advantage that II has is the fact that Britain’s entire population are the descendants of people who came over here in a manner that you could describe as “unsporting”…i doubt that the Vikings applied for citizenship before the raping and pillaging got started don’t you think? There is also no real likelyhood that any of the invading cultures and armed foreign forces such as the Celts, Normans, Romans, Angles and the Saxons etc etc made absolutely sure that they had all the proper and official paperwork filled in and even took the time to learn fluent English before blending into Britains already existing society…call me a cynic if you will.

Result? The Lying, Law breaking, historically unaware PB vs An Ecomnomic contributer, law abiding, culture shaping and educated II?

THE WINNER…..THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!

PB – 0

II – 3

FINAL SCORE 3-0 TO “II”…

SO AFTER 3 GRUELLING ROUNDS OF HARD FOUGHT SOCIOLOGICAL ASS KICKIN’ WE HAVE A CLEAR WINNER!!! THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IS OFFICIALLY AND WITHOUT ANY QUESTION MUCH MORE VALUBLE TO THE ECONOMY, BENEFICIAL TO SOCIETY AND LESS OF A BURDEN IN TERMS OF CRIME AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITY IN THE UK AND GREAT BRITAIN…

PATRIOTIC BRITS? THEY SAY YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONE YOU LOVE AND THAT IS THE CASE HERE. YOU MAY HAVE “NATIONAL PRIDE” BUT YOU SEVERELY LACK ANY GENUINE SENSE OF “PERSONAL PRIDE”…THIS COUNTRY IS NOT CALLED “GREAT” BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE…IT’S GREATNESS COMES FROM THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE EFFORT AND SHOW REAL COMMITMENT TO MAKE BRITAIN THE SUPERPOWER IT IS…THE FACT IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE “PROUD” OF THEIR NATIONALALITY ARE SECRETLY “ASHAMED” OF THEMSELVES AND THEIR LIVES.

Well ladies and Gentleman it’s been a fight night to remember and I hipe you enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed calling it.

All the best from Richard “I’m so fast last night I switched my bedroom light off and was asleep before the room went dark” Coughlan.